A police officer stops an elderly man driving a pickup truck with the bed absolutely crammed full of ducks. The officer scolds him, “Sir, you can’t just haul a whole flock of ducks around town like this. You need to take them to the zoo—right now.”
The old man nods obediently and drives away.
The very next day, the officer spots the same truck again, still bursting with ducks—only this time every duck is wearing sunglasses. Annoyed, he pulls the man over. “I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!”
The old man chuckles and says, “I did! And today they wanted to hit the beach!”
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